Can you guess which one is a plate of thinly sliced ham and which one is my marble floor?
Doesn't it seem like a marble floor should be something beautiful and fancy, not like meat? I don't know how long it would have taken me to realize it, not long I'm sure, but ever since Kevin mentioned the similarities, I think it crosses my mind at least once a day. My floor looks like meat. Today my Spanish teacher said, "Spain is ham". I bet she's seen my floor.
You can see how is also has some tan and grey in it. Maybe it's moldy meat. I almost forgot to say that the one redeeming quality of my floor is that it hides the dirt extremely well. By the way the real ham was on the left.
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In the immortal words of Homer Simpson, "Mmmm...meat floor."
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OMG! That's so disgusting. Are you able to walk on it in bare feet?
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